So Brian called me about a month earlier and said to keep November 18th open. Nothing more. Okay.

After owning three iMacs and three iPods over the span of seven years Brian finally put an Apple sticker on the Minivan of Magic.

Brian showed me a wasp nest on his house.

Brian the Wasp Killer.

We headed to Downtown Disney.

We decided to eat at the House of Blues. I noticed they were advertising the Gospel Brunch, an adventure Brian had already taken us on in the past.

Brian enjoyed fried chicken, creamed corn and tater tots! Yeah, boyyy!

I, on the other hand, had spicy chicken strips, fries and celery! WTF?

While we eating dinner Brian noticed a couple that had been eliminated from the Amazing Race 18 the week before, so he took a picture with them (they're on the right). Check out the interview; he sounds like a tool. Oh, and doesn't it look like she's wearing the same shirt as in the promo shot?

After we ate we walked around the Downtown Disney shops. Brian tried on the new headwear.

I was in the market of a shirt that reminded me of my youth.

Then I caught him reading Nintendo Power magazine.

Sorry Brian, that hat is way too big.

A view from down under.

So this is where Jessica Alba lives.

Old school Autopia car. Even Brian asked why I made this face. I don't know.

Going down?

Hangin' with Uncle Walt.

Brian asked me if I could find Mickey Mouse holding his dick.


Do you ever have that feeling like someone is watching you?

We headed back to the House of Blues.

And hooked up with Elizabeth Ishida and her boyfriend Brendan (sp?). For a hint of what was ahead, check out his shirt. That's right: Michael.

As in Michal Jackson. As in the world's greatest Michael Jackson tribute band, Who's Bad.

Check out the "Smooth Criminal".

Michael (aka Joe Bell) took a while to warm up...

...then showed all the right moves.

Michael took a break, then came out as Michael from the Jackson Five. Here he performed "I Want You Back".

Then it was time for "ABC".

There was a crazy group of tourists who kept taking pictures, so Liz jumped in and sniped one.

"Billie Jean".

Who's Bad show they can "Beat It".

Michael Jackson and Disney: Liz has reached Nirvana.

Ray shows his butt is bad.

Oh, we're ready.

Then Michael came out for the last couple of songs. I was hoping he would paint one side of his face a Caucasian color, then he could perform both "Black or White" and "Say Say Say".

He came out with "Thriller" as his encore.

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed"

Cue the Vincent Price laughter.