Brian and Eric’s Butt-Numb-A-Thon is a daylong movie-watching event not for the weak of heart (or the weak of butt for that matter). Those who have never seen more than three consecutive movies in a single day need not apply; we have little patience for amateurs.
The following rules are intended to divide the proverbial men from the boys and to save any poseurs intense and lifelong humiliation.
A. We reserve the right to slug you if you are observed breaking this rule.
A. Brian and Eric reserve the right to interpret “serious.”
A. Movie Date Ken® must always have his own seat, except in the case of a sold-out theatre (Ken is always a gentleman and will offer his place to a needy moviegoer).
6. Anyone who chooses to make their own Butt-Numb-A-Thon may use the name if they watch a minimum of five (5) movies; anything less would be an insult to the good name of said adventure.
7. No texting during movies. (We call this the “JoshO Rule”)
8. No “grab-assing” (per the Captain’s rules in Cool Hand Luke).