"I bet if you reached total enlightenment while drinking beer, it would make beer squirt out your noise." - Jack Handey

"Do I contradict myself?
very well, I contradict myself.
I am large. I contain multitudes."
--Walt Whitman

A Portrait of the Webmaster as a Young Man

The Simplicity of Me (and My Narcissism)

The Complexity of My Hair

The Ride